Having heard that Ridley Scott is planning a sequel to his Alien prequel, Prometheus, and over reacting ever so slightly on Twitter (“No Ridley Scott, NO!!! The first was one of the worst films ever made, just leave it in the past so we can forget!”), I thought it was only fair to try and watch the original all the way through; after all I managed to watch The Gallows and that was one big plot hole from beginning to end!
When I first watched Prometheus I had to turn it off after 30 minutes when a group of, apparently, well trained scientists took off their helmets after a few minutes of being on an alien planet, never before explored by mankind, because 1 instrument told them the atmosphere was breathable. Having dealt with the other, less glaring, issues leading up to this point (the ‘giant’ looking less broken after falling into the water in the beginning sequence, that fact that anyone is allowed to smoke and drink alcohol on a space ship etc…) this idiotic scene was the straw that broke my will to watch any further.
So this time round I fought my urge to put my fist through the screen and carried on watching… to find out that not only do they take their helmets off but they leave them and wander off to investigate various things that could give of gases which could kill them immediately; not to mention what would happen if they walked into a part of the structure with a not so breathable atmosphere! I might have missed some important dialogue whilst screaming at my TV and maybe this dialogue explained why they were being stupider than an unaccompanied 5 year old but I doubt it.
Before this ‘scene of disbelief’ as I like to call it, Prometheus is a beautiful movie. It certainly has the wow factor audiences were waiting for although it doesn’t break any stereotypes; but I guess when you are Ridley Scott and partially responsible for those stereotypes you don’t have to work so hard. This movie was so highly anticipated that I for one expected more than an attractive, mature 2001 Space Odyssey.
Theron was good as the hardnosed ‘captain’ of the Prometheus science vessel but baring in mind her character displayed blatant tell tale signs of a few mental disorders she would be the last choice of everyone on the earth to captain a space mission (regardless of things found out later in the film, which were pretty obvious but I don’t like spoilers!); unless of course the future earth is so desperate for space ship captains they no longer screen for mental deficiencies. It’s sad to see that sexism in the workplace is still rife in 2093; if the captain was male I doubt there would be any comments about getting laid or why they were there.
Real life space travel has changed massively since films like Alien and Aliens were made and one could reasonably expect it to carry on getting more and more sterile as technology improves, germs become more resistant etc… Astronauts do not drink alcohol (as far as I’m aware) on missions because we know how it affects people and every opportunity to avoid adverse events are taken very seriously on “trillion dollar” space missions to discover the secrets of life itself. In most countries it’s illegal to smoke in bars now but Scott expects us to believe that it’s fine to smoke on space ships with limited breathable air?!
The basic story is intriguing, the engineers etc, but the execution is disappointing to say the least. Whilst I would have been more impressed if I’d seen Prometheus on a big screen, rather than my 17 inches of laptop monitor, I fear I would have also been much more saddened by Guy Pearce being made up to look like an old man whilst talking like a man in his 40s.